Whoever thought up the idea of cursing not being work appropriate had obviously never had the experience of painkillers wearing off early on a really bad cramp day.
My phone just started blooping a lot.
Dear future girlfriend/wife,
I can make tabbouleh now. Really good tabbouleh. So, ya know. Find me faster if you want some tabbouleh. Or if you want to giggle with me over how funny the word tabbouleh is.
Oh look. The SAG Award nominations are out this morning.
*looks for Tatiana Maslany’s name*
TMas is not nominated.
*goes to get pitchfork*
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.
WHY ARE YOU STOMPING AROUND YOUR APARTMENT IN YOUR SHOES AT 11 AT NIGHT MY ENTIRE LIVING ROOM IS SHAKING - An account of one woman’s descent into madness